FearDotcom

1/5 stars
Stephen dorff
now with 100 percent less fear
Feardotcom is a movie with no thesis, no explanation, no logic, and no point. it odsent even seem like a legitimate movie, just a showcase of all nu-horror's problems with non of their redeming qualities. its got the ring's hocky moments(not to mention most of its ideas and story in bootleg quality) but non of the creative quirky characters or dark suburban feel. its got pulses long bouts of people being murdered in the exact same way, but without explanation or idea. and its got the 50's horror movie obligitory lighting during supposed sary moments without anything that even comes close to a coherent script. what i does have is a movie set in an alternate universe, where bodies unfound for 5 years are discovered in 2 minutes, mothers of hemerpheliac babies let them play in old abandoned steel mills, and vengeful ghosts kill off everyone that might have been able to avenge the(maybe this movie is set in the same place as Idiocracy it would explain a lot.)i have kindly rewarded this slock with a single star becuase certain flashback scenes evoke(and yes by evoke i might plagarise shamelessly)images from the superior slient hill, and becuase a delted scene involving a mushroom factory is an acid tripping good time(without the expensive cost of acid or mental institution visit) but if your looking for a technoligical thriller of quality go watch the original japanese pulse