fight club reveiw

5/5 stars
Edward Norton,

Brad Pitt

I'am jacks unexpected amazment

an anyonoumous man who monlogues endlessly finds one day that his condo has been destroyed and that he has nothing but a number of a man named Tyler Durden(Brad Pitt). Tyler also has some interesting pholosopy: anything that dosent matter has no reason to exsist. this may throw off a bunch of teenagers who want to see blood and Brad Pitt eating fists. So in order to prepare the auideince for what it is about to experience i have composed 7 rules of preperation: number 1: do not talk about this movie, it must be experienced to be believed. number 2: be prepared to feel sick in the morning, this movies sense of humour is not for the faint of heart. Number 3: get ready for Brad Pitt's most engrossing narative and acting ever and wonder why he is now stuck doing Ocean's 11 sequels. Number 4: be amazed by the elegant and way ahead of it's time dialouge. Number 5: dont expect anything, just when it seems to be following the cliche it takes a completely unexpected turn. Number 6: be caught of gaurd by how great such a low expected movie could be. Final rule: Enjoy the show. for a movie as good as this self improvement is indeed mastrubation.

National Treasure review

2/5 stars
nicholas Cage,
Sean Bean, Diane Kruger
But you can call it Indiana Code
National treasure is one of those movies that relies on actors and laughs to its sucess. Nicholas Cage has Exceptable interest in his character and there are a couple yucks here and there. Without these qualities you have what is ecensially a generic DaVinci Code and Indiania Jones ripoff except with half the fun and twice the greulling lenght. the story follows Cage as he hunts for a treasure hidden through the centuries. Along the way he has to acount for an evil british rival( Sean Bean a long way from Lord of the Rings.) and try not to gauk at female love interest Diane Kruger. Not only is this all sobbingly predictable its also horribly written and insanely hard to believe. And dont expect big effects either. Since Disney is producing this the overveiwers wouldnt let Producer Jerry Bruikheimer unleash any of his whiplash special effects. to make up for gunfire every time a natural disater occurs Bruickheimer is sure to make it overly explosive and inanly draggy. At least it fits in perfectly with the movies script which does absolutely nothing other than find clue, after clue, after "I cant believe their still looking" clue. is National Treasure a good Movie? No. Will it be a decent Friday night at the Multiplex? Yes.