Breakfast on pluto

1.5/5 stars
cillian murphy
I'll just have water, thanks
recently i read a roger ebert review sitting that waterboy(a much better movie than this)had bthe most anooying voice he had ever heard and some how slapped on 4.5 star rating on Pluto, obviously he didnt watch either of the movies in question. it almost seems like cillian murphy is trying to make patrick unlikable, as his accent is a grating mix of 50's so sweet it cant be real and incomphrehesible whispers(an early seen where patrick trails off into profanity with the voice of a 6 year old is the character's only inspiring moment), not many of the other voices fair better, as mumbles and accents distort any chance you have of comprehending the story, hell even character you wanna like(an irate fat man who lives in the trainstation and attacks kids at a children's fantasy park)are never more than a disposable novelty. a couple(possibly unintentional) laughs at bizaree faces and fantasies provide a decent diversion but why slog through an awful maincourse for a mediocre side dish?